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Me: *browsing through feedback* 
Me: *sees fanfic with Dan and Blaze* OOOOHHH DANIEL YOU'RE DEAD WITH ICE NOW
Mom: Who's Daniel?
Me: *sweats nervously* Uh...a friend from school. He goes by Dan though 
Mom: In what class?
Me: Pre-Engineering.
Mom: How'd you guys become friends?
Me: Uh...he asked me for a spare pencil one day and I gave him one and then he just kept asking me for one so we started talking and stuff.
Mom: Oh...do you see him at lunch?
Me: Yeah, we talk sometimes. He also really likes snakes.
Mom: Gross.
Me: He likes reptiles a lot...
Mom: What race is he?
Me: Uh...Caucasian I think...
Mom: Oh...is he gay?
Me: *sweats nervously* Uh no.
Mom: Does he like you?
Me: *SWEATS PROFOUNDLY* No i don't think so
Mom: Is he jealous that you talk to other guys?
Me: *SWEATS A LOT* UH NO MOM I DONT THINK SO CAN I JUST DO MY THING NOW OKAY THANKS
Mom: Who's he dead with? You? A friend?
Me: *HEAVILY SWEATS*
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Thunderclan-Cat Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
My mom is used to me talking about made up people... but she keeps calling this "professor" I don't know why though...
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11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
...This hasn't happened with my mom and I heavily sweat every time she's in the room and I'm on here... :iconheplz: SHE THINKS I'M HIDING SOMETHING. WHAT WOULD I BE HIDING!?
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YOUR LOVE FOR DAN.
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11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
WELL ER UH... NO!?
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ACCEPT THE DAICE
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11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
ER. I SAID I WOULD ACCEPT IT IF I DREW ANOTHER DAICE PIC OR SOMEONE WROTE A STORY. >:3 HEHEHEH. SO, I HAVEN'T ACCEPTED IT YET. )
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(#WRITINGDAICEFANFICHUE)
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:icon11icedragon11:
11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
(WAIT WAT)
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(#HEHEHE)
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Swifttalon1304 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Is he gay!? What kind of question is that?
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