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Me: *browsing through feedback* 
Me: *sees fanfic with Dan and Blaze* OOOOHHH DANIEL YOU'RE DEAD WITH ICE NOW
Mom: Who's Daniel?
Me: *sweats nervously* Uh...a friend from school. He goes by Dan though 
Mom: In what class?
Me: Pre-Engineering.
Mom: How'd you guys become friends?
Me: Uh...he asked me for a spare pencil one day and I gave him one and then he just kept asking me for one so we started talking and stuff.
Mom: Oh...do you see him at lunch?
Me: Yeah, we talk sometimes. He also really likes snakes.
Mom: Gross.
Me: He likes reptiles a lot...
Mom: What race is he?
Me: Uh...Caucasian I think...
Mom: Oh...is he gay?
Me: *sweats nervously* Uh no.
Mom: Does he like you?
Me: *SWEATS PROFOUNDLY* No i don't think so
Mom: Is he jealous that you talk to other guys?
Me: *SWEATS A LOT* UH NO MOM I DONT THINK SO CAN I JUST DO MY THING NOW OKAY THANKS
Mom: Who's he dead with? You? A friend?
Me: *HEAVILY SWEATS*
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:iconthunderclan-cat:
Thunderclan-Cat Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My mom is used to me talking about made up people... but she keeps calling this "professor" I don't know why though...
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11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
...This hasn't happened with my mom and I heavily sweat every time she's in the room and I'm on here... :iconheplz: SHE THINKS I'M HIDING SOMETHING. WHAT WOULD I BE HIDING!?
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YOUR LOVE FOR DAN.
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:icon11icedragon11:
11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
WELL ER UH... NO!?
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ACCEPT THE DAICE
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:icon11icedragon11:
11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
ER. I SAID I WOULD ACCEPT IT IF I DREW ANOTHER DAICE PIC OR SOMEONE WROTE A STORY. >:3 HEHEHEH. SO, I HAVEN'T ACCEPTED IT YET. )
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(#WRITINGDAICEFANFICHUE)
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:icon11icedragon11:
11IceDragon11 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student General Artist
(WAIT WAT)
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
(#HEHEHE)
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Swifttalon1304 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Is he gay!? What kind of question is that?
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
IKR
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:iconthefieryfirebug:
TheFieryFireBug Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Congratulations, you've now made you mother wonder what you get up to on the internet...
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:iconb7o7u7n7c7y:
B7o7u7n7c7y Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconclapplz:
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:iconthunderingalicorn:
ThunderingAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tsk, tsk. *skakes head* This is why you close the door when you go on the internet. You never know what might cause you spasm wildly and spout gibberish, (thanks a lot Velvet! XD) or, in your case, say something fandom related.

OHO YOU ARE SO DEAD VELVET. YOU ARE MORE DEAD THAN DAN RIGHT NOW.:dead: remake 
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MagicSkittleCreeper Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'd be dead i the oc i shouted was a boy .3. i go to a all girl school soo yea
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:iconieatpastalol:
ieatpastalol Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT SCREAM THE NAMES OF OCs IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS
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:iconlola7078:
Lola7078 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
You ok now
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:icon9ballisthestrongest:
9ballisthestrongest Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
MOMS. This is why I try to be dead silent when browsing...
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:iconwedud:
wedud Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student General Artist
This is why I browse in my room :D
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:icon9ballisthestrongest:
9ballisthestrongest Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly
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:iconbenjagirl:
BenjaGirl Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL!!
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:iconlunakr124:
lunakr124 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


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:iconxxwolfrocksxx:
XxWolfRocksxX Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XDD
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:iconaloistrancy1239:
aloistrancy1239 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
Lol xD

*Pats you on back*
You made it through friend o3o
Good job you did not die yet.
I hope you do not do that again so you do not go through that again xD
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
IT WAS SO AWKWARD AND NO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE DANNY AS A 14 YEAR-OLD BOY WHO ALWAYS FORGETS IS PENCIL AND SNEAKS REPTILES IN HIS BACKPACK.
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:iconieatpastalol:
ieatpastalol Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't forget Aryan Causcasic
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:iconaloistrancy1239:
aloistrancy1239 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
lol xD

You stretched the truth why xD
why you not tell truth xD
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
MY PARENTS AND NEARLY ALL OF MY FRIENDS DONT EVEN KNOW I WRITE. ONLY MY SIS AND A COUPLE CLOSE FRIENDS KNOW SO ITS LIKE REALLY AWKWARD
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:iconaloistrancy1239:
aloistrancy1239 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
Maybe if you told them xD
it would not be awkward after that xP
Well maybe just a bit but just a bit xD
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
EVERY TIME I TOLD SOMEONE THEY CRITICIZED MY WRITING AND MADE FUN OF IT AND STUFF AND I JUST NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.
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:iconaloistrancy1239:
aloistrancy1239 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
They just jelly of your awesomeness o3o
Do not let them pull you down your writing is awesome o3o 
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
>///<
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:iconblazetheangelqueen:
BlazetheAngelQueen Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student Artist
Whoops. I better run *runs*
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
BLAZE YOU CAUSED THIS WHY
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:iconblazetheangelqueen:
BlazetheAngelQueen Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student Artist
Call me AQ. And its cause I'm bored lol.
I have no good sky blaze unless I want to draw smut
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OH GAWD
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:iconblazetheangelqueen:
BlazetheAngelQueen Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student Artist
lol
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:iconblossomthecelebi:
BlossomTheCelebi Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
then velvet passes out from dehydration.
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:iconskyedragons:
SkyeDragons Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
XD

This happens to me all the time
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:iconinsanitysspell:
InsanitysSpell Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student General Artist
XD

I did that once. I was so embarrassed.
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
#MYOCSARETOTALLYREAL
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:iconthunderingalicorn:
ThunderingAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
#I'MTOTALLYNOTACRAZYFANGIRLTHATWRITESFANFICTION 

That might fit your situation a little better! 

Here's to hoping your mom doesn't want to invite Dan over! Oh shit, I probably just jinxed it lol!
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
oH NO
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:iconthunderingalicorn:
ThunderingAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yup.

Just doing mah daily trolls.

All in a day's work.

NOW TRY GOING TO SLEEP WITH THAT ON YOUR MIND! MUHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!
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:iconinsanitysspell:
InsanitysSpell Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student General Artist
XD Yes. So are mine to my friends.
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:iconshapeshifterartist:
ShapeshifterArtist Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
never talk out loud about that stuff.
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I CANT HELP IT
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:iconshapeshifterartist:
ShapeshifterArtist Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
By Outloud i mean Shout.
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:iconvelvetkitteh:
velvetkitteh Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I DONT SHOUT IT I UTTER IT
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:iconshapeshifterartist:
ShapeshifterArtist Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Whisper
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