Me: *sees fanfic with Dan and Blaze* OOOOHHH DANIEL YOU'RE DEAD WITH ICE NOW
Mom: Who's Daniel?
Me: *sweats nervously* Uh...a friend from school. He goes by Dan though
Mom: In what class?
Mom: How'd you guys become friends?
Me: Uh...he asked me for a spare pencil one day and I gave him one and then he just kept asking me for one so we started talking and stuff.
Mom: Oh...do you see him at lunch?
Me: Yeah, we talk sometimes. He also really likes snakes.
Me: He likes reptiles a lot...
Mom: What race is he?
Me: Uh...Caucasian I think...
Mom: Oh...is he gay?
Me: *sweats nervously* Uh no.
Mom: Does he like you?
Me: *SWEATS PROFOUNDLY* No i don't think so
Mom: Is he jealous that you talk to other guys?
Me: *SWEATS A LOT* UH NO MOM I DONT THINK SO CAN I JUST DO MY THING NOW OKAY THANKS
Mom: Who's he dead with? You? A friend?
Me: *HEAVILY SWEATS*