Dan and His Ho's Sing

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All: If you ever wondered what happened to us, here's the truth about our tales, here's what happened that made our lives complete shit

Sky (I'll Make a Man Out of You)

After saving the world, I went home alone

I was feeling depressed, it was quite well known

I've been crying like a bitch for months

Now I'm losing all control

I think I am a bi in my soul

I wanna love guys and girls

Lewis: Does he already have a boyfriend?

Time to announce the new me

Jordan: He nosebleeds whenever Dan works them hips

I'm so confused!

Lewis: Be quiet, or you'll get caught

Dan: Maybe one day he'll screw me

Now I really get why Skylox is a ship

I wanna be with a man!

I love the brains and the bite of females

And the brute and the brawn of dudes

I know I'm ready for revelations

It's time to try and screw some dudes!

(Good for you)

Jordan (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes)

Sheo was absolutely the only single thing I hated

Just my luck, isn't it?

But we never really talked much

I was too horny to do so

The night I got deathly sick 

I recounted all of my plights

Of how I saw dicks in my shadows

My dreams made my underwear wet

Mother brought me to new hell that night

My snake uncle says I'm horny  

(He's horny as a rabbit)

I'm also a bit insane 

(Put some meds in his juice)

But his pills turn my brain to putty

Now Sheo's not just in my head

(I AM SATAN)

His sedatives put me under

Electric shocks never helped my case

And after years of "needed" torture 

My family gave up trying

They had me impaled by a spike 

Dan (Dig a Little Deeper)

I spent a painful lifetime

With my dear sis Kath 

Then it caved in when Herobrine came in

Now I've turned to science 

(I've turned to science)

I got new powers after bugging my nephews and their parents 

Now my new home is my snake palace 

Cause my lab sadly wasn't Brine proof 

Now they better watch each other's backs 

Or else I'll torture and test 

You three better hide behind daddy 

Be sure to watch Pedobrine

(Ew)

I needed Kath but I got nephews

Sissy left me behind for white eyes

Serpents and science,

Testing and madness,

Insane and torture, 

I'm screwed

Lewis (Let It Go)

There is no life in the overworld

Just corpses everywhere.

A kingdom of dead subjects 

Only no one seems to care

My family is indifferent, of them I have no need, 

It's time I showed them the strength of an undead king!

With Skye and Luna too,

I'll free the skellies and throw you in a zoo

We're gonna rule once they're all dead

And I'll have your heads!

I built a hoard of evil zombies

We're gonna take over the world

Let 'em die, let 'em die

Oh fuck Notch, this's his last breath

Let 'em die, let 'em die

I hope you concentrate in death (Heil Lewis)

We don't care who we have to slay

Let my troops march on

The dead are coming back and they're here to stay!